Wednesday, 30 October 2013

the head of Alfredo Garcia, on a chip

It's portable
It's starch
It's got fake chemical flavours
it's been tested on rats, so
EAT IT!

what is it with modern cuisine that we are
waiting for new flavours of potato chip?
Honestly, chicken flavour, pork flavour. As
if those flavours could possibly be real.

You'll be at the counter saying "oh, never
tried that flavour". It's chemicals, you
morons.
Now it's made the news.

I'm gunning for bagel flavour. And then
used panty flavour, or caviar flavour.

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