Terrorists on the cheap. £50 000

This just in from the North East of England, near Hull to be exact.

She can be had for as little as £50 000, and you get all the works.

storage,
moving,
training room,
underground activity,
bomb dropping

It's in this dank, horrible terraced house, in Shitholl.
[a terraced house in Shitholl: £50 000]

say it quickly at the top of your lungs: /terraced,terraced/
/I saw a terraced/

Get it? Allow George W to esplain:

George W Bush: We're gonna get those 'terrists'. Now, watch this shot.
"This is one of our soldiers, completely legless.
Dontcha love American technology?"

terrist=terraced

Bush43's pronunciation of 'terrorist' is not a Texan drawl, because GWB is a rich Easterner, who went to Yale and Harvard...not to study, mind you. He just went there. Kinda like how the American Piers went to college. Like make-believe, and rubber girlfriends

His accent is actually indicative of an alcoholic
who has not received any treatment, whatsoever.

Sorta explains his presidency too, innit?

-Costick67~(8^P

dictionary:
dropping the bomb= going for a stinky sh*t.
underground activity= a basement
training room= a room with gym equipment
storage= garage, shed
moving= the movers, du-uuh