As promised, it is the Star-spangled banner that you're listening to. People the world over are so excited about the possibility for change that they will most certainly be disappointed somewhat at some point afterwards. At least Obama isn't a monumental moron. His predecessor, whats-his-name43, engendered equal parts mocking laughter and apocalyptic fear for the future of humanity. As it turns out, he only destroyed the economy, the environment, any last vestige of respect for politicians, any last vestige of respect for the US worldwide and any hope of economic fairness. I just can't recall his name.
I'm going to be a prick on this day, showing my preference for another person to play the role of President of the states united in central North America, Morgan Freeman. Couldn't you just imagine him dealing with nay-sayers: "Now, hold on a minute there mister!"
