Sunday, 5 May 2013

Cyclists are holy, but freezing, starving Glaswegians are not

This is a sarcastic story that mixes stuff that is
unrelated, or are they unrelated?

Why spend so much on cycling in a city, which
we know is dangerous, when people are freezing
because of combines activity in the energy markets?
Shouldn't some energy be expended to stop this
homicidal activity?

As for cycling: I did an article on my tech blog
about how cyclists can protect themselves from
the dangers of urban pedalism, like surrounding
themselves with a Brinx truck. I honestly think
that cycling on main urban roads is suicidal.

Secondly, I know from my old jogging routes, on
high traffic roads, that it's like smoking on a treadmill.
Your lungs will just pack up and leave you. Just when
the buds of your lungs are opening up , you coke
them up with truck exhaust. Craziness.



checkit: The Observer
Cycling is good for you… and other peddled lies
While bike users are endlessly cosseted, Scotland's real health issues remain shamefully unaddressed
        Kevin McKenna          
  Sunday 28 April 2013
In the absence of anything resembling traditional religion these days, a curious collection of secular sacraments has begun to fill the spiritual vacuum. Being one of those lucky few who are on hand to help a beached pilot whale back into the ocean is probably as good as it gets in the index of modern sacred happenings. The dying whale seems to represent the ultimate sacrifice in nature's endless cycle of death and rebirth. Although it's probably best to gloss over the fact that when the big chaps inadvertently hit the sand they already know the game is up. After that, they probably want simply to breathe their last amid seagulls and starfish instead of being manhandled and violated by scores of wailing and screeching sympathisers attempting to hump it back into the sea.
… If new pandas and old whales and spooky moons are the secular world's beatitudes, then urban cycling has become its prayer and meditation; in Scotland we don't build churches any more, only cycle lanes. To be a cyclist in lowland Scotland is to have reached the absolute zenith of the human condition. Thus we find ourselves in the middle of a campaign to presume guilt on the part of motorists in any road accidents involving cyclists. The proponents of this extraordinary nonsense tell us that, as cyclists can't kill you and cars do, then automotive vehicles must be presumed guilty in any incidents involving cyclists.
I feel moved to state here that I'm not averse to a wee pedal myself from time to time, but I feel that doing so in built-up areas is the height of irresponsibility and displays an arrogant and high-handed attitude to the concerns of other road-users. All that countryside with which we have been blessed in Scotland, all those hills and lochs – they have been put here for a reason. It's to provide a natural facility for people who insist on spending a disproportionate part of their lives running, cycling and climbing. Cities are for cars, buses and trains. They are where people go to work hard and drink seriously. There is ample room in the countryside for frivolous people who want to affect healthiness and happiness and sport ridiculous millinery and garish apparel.
… In the overwhelming majority of road incidents involving cars and bikes, the driver will be in possession of thousands of pounds' worth of training, car insurance and safety apparatus. The cyclist will have nothing but a daft helmet, diving goggles and spandex shorts. Cyclists need to be put through a stiff proficiency test before obtaining a licence and they ought to be taxed and insured.
Let's not kid ourselves either that the government's obsession with making us all cyclists and joggers is about creating a healthier Scotland. Cycling and jogging in urban areas are mainly the preserves of the middle classes. It is less about them being fit and active and more about them participating in a daily fashion parade for designer sportswear or conducting clandestine liaisons with their outdoor inamoratas. These people already eat five a day, floss and attend a gym. Running and cycling are merely the frou-frou accoutrements to their goat's cheese lifestyles.

No amount of cycling and running, though, can ever address Scotland's real health issues. Last week, it was revealed that the number of Scots receiving handouts from food banks had risen 150%. These are families who are beyond the reach of the benefits system. This winter, the bedroom tax and the obscene cartelism and greed of the energy suppliers will have increased that number. Also last week we were told that some parts of Glasgow are the least peaceful in the UK and that the literacy gap between schools in poor areas and those in affluent ones is as big as ever.