It's chapter 5 of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange rule
book.
You would think that a law or two would be necessary
to stop the rapacious futures trading. Max Keiser says
the productive economy takes futures up the butt,
because they can ruin production prices.
Anyway, it's nice that there's a rule book, rather
than a stuffy law book.
Of course, according to Eric Hunsader, the Super
Nanex Man, the rules are being broken every day
under the nose of a pretty-boy pussy regulator,
Bart Chilton.
To educate us all, he sent out chapter 5 of the
"rule" book, the rule book that is followed
only by exception.
[the rules that are ignored are circled]