crisis! I forgot a crisis

The first mistake in blogging is not being current.
I used a story from the Reformed Broker, but it
was from 18th of December, last year.

So, I forgot about some crises that have happened
since the power brokers took time off for
Christmas, to reflect on 2012, and to play:

Monopoly: the Real F%^&king Thing. No Shit!
Life-size pawns, also known as Prime Minister X

The very week that I wrote the blog about the
lack of crises, we [the West] opened a new
chapter in the re-colonisation of the world,
with the Mali conflict and the invasion
of an Algerian gas-works.

It seems in both cases the West will decide
to "forcefully remove our proxies named Al-Squida"
"uhm, sorry, that's for the Davos conference
with Goldman Sachs"
"We must forcefully control all of Africa once again
because righteous bloggers have discovered how
our 'aid' ends up right back in our offshore bank accounts"
"you can't trust Third Worlders. They don't kill enough"
"Al-quida are the gold ole boys"