Monday 4 May 2009

governments smogged-in

Have you ever wondered why most governments keep making worse and worse decisions, causing ever bigger and bigger calamities?


Well, the truth has been revealed:


PARLIAMENTS ARE DIZZY!




most parliaments are found in old industrial capitals



most of those capitals have piss-poor air quality



Therefore, members are not getting enough oxygen



to feed the hypothalamus,




leading to disorientation, dizziness and bad decisions









Short-term solutions have been devised in the UK

1 Oxygen breaks in the cafeteria. Just bring your own personal gas mask.


2 London could actually make public transport MUCH cheaper than driving a car into the capital. It's now


5.20 for a damp, crowded, shaky sardine-can ride


vs


8 pounds for dryness and climate controls, Dolby stereo,

fresh coffee and plush upholstery.


No contest.




Longer-term solutions: In the UK, where ministers get funding for a second residence in super-expensive London, every third sitting could be moved to the Hamptons.



Members would then get funding for a third home as well, or they can fund whichever two of the three is most expensive. That is of course, unless they already have a home in the Hamptons, which 75% already do. In this case, they will have to move their secretary to work in that home, making that home their 'office', sort of like off-shoring (for corporations).

-Costick67 ( 8^P
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