Thursday 30 August 2012

Ref^&*kupication: shadow banking

Gordon Brown was certainly a busy man, freeing
up the sluices of the financial industry so that they
could destroy the productive part of the world
economy. The key string puller of the economy
is now the shadow banking system which is
controlled in order that it can be used to
manipulate governments.

chuckle away: the SCOTSMAN

Gordon Brown: Beyond The Crash (Simon & Schuster)
Published on 10 Jan 2011
Iain Macwhirter
... The other failing of this book is more profound. Brown presents himself always as the man with the “moral compass” who could do no wrong. His particular vanity is to have us believe that he is above politics, above crude commercial interest. But as Nicholas Shaxson points out in Treasure Islands: Tax Havens And The Men Who Stole The World – an absolutely riveting book about how the shadow banking system came into being – Chancellor Brown was one of its principal architects[HOLY F%$^^K!! Author-author?-Costick67]. It was his “light touch” regulation that let the banks go wild. The City of London, cheered on by Brown, turned into a giant tax haven, at the centre of a web of financial deception and evasion which radiated out through Crown Dependencies like Guernsey and Jersey, and on to Overseas Territories like the Caymans, Turks and Caicos Islands, and Gibraltar. The whole business is devised to allow international business to be conducted under the counter and beyond the reach of any tax authority.
This is why a third of Britain’s top 700 companies paid no tax at all in 2007. It is why banks like RBS could hide billions of dodgy debts in offshore “special-purpose vehicles”. It is why people like the US investment guru, Warren Buffett, found he was paying less tax than his domestic staff. Tax, as they say on Wall Street, is for little people. The wealthy use all the devices permitted by Brown to avoid tax, recycle cash, launder drug money, play countries against each other, and realise trillions of pounds of wealth without paying any tax at all.
Brown, we know, is an obsessive micro-manager, so he can’t plead ignorance here. He knew what was going on, helped devise the system, praised the City of London for its “financial innovation”. Until politicians like him understand their complicity, there can never be the ethical renaissance in global finance that he calls for.
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[Gordo UNDERSTANDS. HE’S LYING.YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. you can't handle the truth] AhaahaaAHAHAhAaahahAh

Ref$^*kupication: rehypothecation to the point of destruction


What kind of magic is keeping the uk in the air? 
Alas, it is the mythical Shruggin Atlas of the Rand cult

Case 1
Lots of people laugh at Gordon Brown because he
sold Britain's gold at a historically low price. He's easy
to make fun of, but this one is not his fault. 
Apparently, he was covering the gambling debts
of the British banks that were rehypothecating 
everything they could hide in a vault.

Verdict: REHYPOTHECATE BROWN’S ASS. 
HE DIDN’T SEE FIT TO CHANGE REHYP LAWS

read 'em: Jesse's cafe
Brown's Bottom: Why Gordon Brown Sold England's Gold On the Cheap To Bail Out the Banks
Although this is nothing new, as I and several others have reported this several times in the past, with a very nice documentary on it having been done by Max Keiser, this is still a very important article for two reasons.
First, it lays out rather nicely the gold panic of 1999 and Brown's Bottom, which is the low in the price of gold achieved by the dumping of 400 tons of gold into the world market at an artificially low price by the British government.
This was done apparently to bail out a bullion bank or two who were enormously and irretrievably caught short of gold by the carry trade.
Second, it provide a good description of the gold carry trade. When gold is leased out by a central bank, the bullion bank takes possession of it and sells it into the market, and invests the proceeds. At the end of the lease period, the bullion bank buys the gold bank in the open market and returns it to the central bank.
... And again, although it is not mentioned in the article, Britain's gold depletion to save the private banks is infamous only because of the clumsy manner in which it was conducted. It is thought that several other European central banks have gold listed on their books which they no longer have, because of this pernicious habit of lending out the gold on the cheap to the banks, only to have it sold off in the market, never to return, leaving only a stack of paper promises. [IOU A PILE OF GOLD. too bad I don't have one because it's been rehypothecated- Costick67]
And finally, the most intractable problem which the bullion banks face today is that no central bank has a stockpile of silver left which with to bail them out. So they are caught playing a shell game, robbing Peter to pay Paul, and living in dread of the day of reckoning when their schemes will be exposed, and the markets will go into default. [ROBBING MUAMAR TO PAY CESAR CHAVEZ.-Costick67]
...TELEGRAPH    It seemed almost as if the Treasury was trying to achieve the lowest price possible for the public’s gold. It was.
    One of the most popular trading plays of the late 1990s was the carry trade, particularly the gold carry trade.
    In this a bank would borrow gold from another financial institution for a set period, and pay a token sum relative to the overall value of that gold for the privilege.
    Once control of the gold had been passed over, the bank would then immediately sell it for its full market value. The proceeds would be invested in an alternative product which was predicted to generate a better return over the period than gold which was enduring a spell of relative price stability, even decline.
    At the end of the allotted period, the bank would sell its investment and use the proceeds to buy back the amount of gold it had originally borrowed. This gold would be returned to the lender. The borrowing bank would trouser the difference between the two prices.
    This plan worked brilliantly when gold fell and the other asset – for the bank at the heart of this case, yen-backed securities – rose. When the prices moved the other way, the banks were in trouble.
    This is what had happened on an enormous scale by early 1999. One globally significant US bank in particular is understood to have been heavily short on two tonnes of gold, enough to call into question its solvency if redemption occurred at the prevailing price.
    Goldman Sachs, which is not understood to have been significantly short on gold itself, is rumoured to have approached the Treasury to explain the situation through its then head of commodities Gavyn Davies, later chairman of the BBC and married to Sue Nye who ran Brown’s private office.
    Faced with the prospect of a global collapse in the banking system, the Chancellor took the decision to bail out the banks by dumping Britain’s gold, forcing the price down and allowing the banks to buy back gold at a profit, thus meeting their borrowing obligations.
...    Responsibility is evaded by all bar those on whose shoulders it ought to rest. The gold panic of 1999 was expensively paid for by the British public. The one thing politicians ought to have bought with that money was a lesson in the structural restraints which needed to be placed on banks now that the principle that they were ultimately public liabilities had been established.
    It was a lesson which could have acted to restrain all players in the credit market boom of the 2000s. It was a lesson which nobody learnt.

scarpe diem, part 7: que jodan, jodan

Whatever will f^&*k up, will f%&*k up.

It appears that a Spanish politician has said
that unemployed workers should be 'ignored'.
She claims that she was threatening her
chatty colleagues in the parlamento.


google translation:
Spanish MP to Rajoy for unemployed: "fl%&k them all"

Provocative statement for unemployed

by Spanish MP has provoked reactions.

Marina Chatzidimitriou
news247 July 14 2012 13:46

Has caused uproar video circling the internet and shows the MP of the Spanish Popular Party (PP) Andrea Fabbri, to exclaim "
fl%&k them all", while the prime minister Mariano Rajoy announced the reduction of unemployment benefit.

Under eitb.com, although not recorded in the minutes, the PSOE (Socialist Workers Party) sought the dismissal of the offended as unemployed citizens.

Indeed, the Socialists said in their Twitter account that Mrs. Fabbri should resign as they are able to represent the people. "He shouted this curse when Rajoy announced cuts to the unemployed," he added.

The MP appears in the video moving his head and clapping while shouting "que se jodan".


Goldman Sachs readies another coup


We all know that GS has many people in the right
places , in the EU.
Well, they're going for the next coup, and it's a biggie.

The Bank of England is the ineffectual central bank
of the UK. Mervin King will be retiring soon and his
Number 2 man, Paul Tucker was set to take over,
except that he seems to be involved in the Libor
scandal, or that's what we've been told.

Why does this matter?
The other main candidate for the job is a GS man.
Jim O'Neill. It is possible that he may have had
a hand in opening his own path to the top.

Robert Peston, the ineffectual BBC business expert
has swung into the fray on a GS vine, it seems,
to point the finger at Tucker. Et tu, Peston?
How is it that he woke up after spending so much
time ignoring or covering up banker guilt?
Makes one scratch the head.



checkit: Zerohedge
Is The Bank Of England About To Be Dragged Into Lie-borgate, And Which US Bank Is Next
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/01/2012 11:42 -0400
While the Lieborgate scandal gathers steam not so much because of people's comprehension of just what is at stake here (nothing less than the fair value of $350 trillion in interest-rate sensitive products as explained in February), but simply courtesy of several very vivid emails which mention expensive bottles of champagne, once again proving that when it comes to interacting with the outside world, banks see nothing but rows of clueless muppets until caught red-handed (at which point they use big words, and speak confidently), the BBC's Robert Peston brings an unexpected actor into the fray: the English Central Bank and specifically Paul Tucker, the man who, unless Goldman's-cum-Canada's Mark Carney or Goldman's Jim O'Neill step up, will replace Mervyn King as head of the BOE.
From the BBC:
    In making false submissions about their borrowing costs, managers at Barclays believed they were operating under an instruction from Paul Tucker, deputy governor of the Bank of England, I have learned.

Tuesday 28 August 2012

I call upon Hamurabi to adjudicate the crisis

It used to be that financial crime was punished by gruesome
punishment or even death. A response of that sort to the
fraudsters who brought us the crisis, starting in the 1970s
requires that these rules be re-instated.

checkitout: Washington's blog
Will We Have to Wait for a 21st Century Peasants’ Revolt Before Seeing Any Real Change?
Posted on August 4, 2012 by WashingtonsBlog 
Will the Peasants Go Medieval On Bankers?
... Financial criminals throughout history have been beaten, tortured and even put to death, with little evidence that severe punishments have consistently deterred people from misconduct that could make them rich.
    The history of drastic punishment for financial crimes may be nearly as old as wealth itself.
    The Code of Hammurabi, more than 3,700 years ago, stipulated that any Mesopotamian who violated the terms of a financial contract – including the futures contracts that were commonly used in commodities trading in Babylon – “shall be put to death as a thief.” The severe penalty doesn’t seem to have eradicated such cheating, however.
    In medieval Catalonia, a banker who went bust wasn’t merely humiliated by town criers who declaimed his failure in public squares throughout the land; he had to live on nothing but bread and water until he paid off his depositors in full. If, after a year, he was unable to repay, he would be executed – as in the case of banker Francesch Castello, who was beheaded in 1360. Bankers who lied about their books could also be subject to the death penalty.
    In Florence during the Renaissance, the Arte del Cambio – the guild of mercantile money-changers who facilitated the city’s international trade – made the cheating of clients punishable by torture. Rule 70 of the guild’s statutes stipulated that any member caught in unethical conduct could be disciplined on the rack “or other corrective instruments” at the headquarters of the guild.
    But financial crimes weren’t merely punished; they were stigmatized. Dante’s Inferno is populated largely with financial sinners, each category with its own distinctive punishment: misers who roll giant weights pointlessly back and forth with their chests, thieves festooned with snakes and lizards, usurers draped with purses they can’t reach, even forecasters whose heads are wrenched around backward to symbolize their inability to see what is in front of them.
    Counterfeiting and forgery, as the historian Marvin Becker noted in 1976, “were much less prevalent in Florence during the second half of the fourteenth century than in Tuscany during the twentieth century” and “the bankruptcy rate stood at approximately one-half [the modern rate].”
    In England, counterfeiting was punishable by death starting in the 14th century, and altering the coinage was declared a form of high treason by 1562.
    In the 17th century, the British state cracked down ferociously on counterfeiters and “coin-clippers” (who snipped shards of metal off coins, yielding scraps they could later melt down or resell). The offenders were thrown into London’s notorious Newgate prison. The lucky ones, after being dragged on planks through sewage-filled streets, were hanged. Others were smeared with tar from head to toe, tied or shackled to a stake, and then burned to death.
    The British government was so determined to stamp out these financial crimes that it put Sir Isaac Newton on the case. Appointed as warden of the Royal Mint in 1696, Newton promptly began uncovering those who violated the financial laws of the nation with the same passion he brought to discovering the physical laws of the universe.
    The great scientist was tireless and merciless. Newton went undercover, donning disguises to prowl through prisons, taverns and other dens of iniquity in search of financial fraud. He had suspects brought to the Mint, often by force, and interrogated them himself. In a year and a half, says historian Carl Wennerlind, Newton grilled 200 suspects, “employing means that sometimes bordered on torture.”
    When one counterfeiter begged Newton to save him from the gallows – “O dear Sr no body can save me but you O God my God I shall be murderd unless you save me O I hope God will move your heart with mercy and pitty to do this thing for me” – Newton coldly refused.
    The counterfeiter was hanged two weeks later.
    Until at least the early 19th century, it remained commonplace for counterfeiters and forgers to be put to death; between 1792 and 1829, for example, notes Wennerlind, 618 people were convicted of counterfeiting British paper currency, and most of them were hanged. Many were women.
Bloomberg provides details of one “peasant revolt” stemming from a Libor-like currency manipulation scheme:
    During the “Good Parliament” of 1376, public discontent over [manipulation of currency exchange rates similar to the current Libor scandal] came to a head. The Commons, represented by the speaker, Peter de la Mare, accused leading members of the royal court of abusing their position to profit from public funds.
    A particular target was the London financier Richard Lyons ….
    Initially the government bowed to public pressure. Lyons was imprisoned in the Tower of London and his properties and wealth were confiscated. Other leading courtiers implicated in these abuses, such as Latimer and the king’s mistress, Alice Perrers, were banished from court.
    Once parliament had dissolved and the public outcry had died down, however, the king’s eldest son, John of Gaunt, acted to reverse the verdicts of the Good Parliament. Latimer and Perrers soon reappeared at the king’s side and Lyons was released from the Tower and recovered his wealth, while the “whistleblower” de la Mare was thrown in jail. The government also sought to appease the wealthy knights and merchants that dominated parliament by imposing a new, regressive form of taxation, a poll tax paid by everyone rather than a tax levied on goods. This effectively passed the burden of royal finance down to the peasantry.
    It seemed as though everything had returned to business as normal and Lyons appeared to have gotten away with it. In 1381, however, simmering discontent over continuing suspicions of government corruption and the poll tax contributed to a massive popular uprising, the Peasants’ Revolt, during which leading government ministers, including Simon of Sudbury (the chancellor and archbishop of Canterbury) and Robert Hales (the treasurer) were executed by the rebels. This time, Lyons did not escape; he was singled out, dragged from his house and beheaded in the street.
If the King had followed the rule of law – and kept Lyons and the boys in jail – everything would have calmed down. The monarchy – just like the present-day government – chose to ignore the rule of law, and protect the thieves and punish the whistleblowers.