Terrorists on the cheap. £50 000

This just in from the North East of England, near Hull to be exact.

She can be had for as little as £50 000, and you get all the works.

storage,
moving,
training room,
underground activity,
bomb dropping

It's in this dank, horrible terraced house, in Shitholl.
[a terraced house in Shitholl: £50 000]

say it quickly at the top of your lungs: /terraced,terraced/
/I saw a terraced/

Get it? Allow George W to esplain:

George W Bush: We're gonna get those 'terrists'. Now, watch this shot.
"This is one of our soldiers, completely legless.
Dontcha love American technology?"

terrist=terraced

Bush43's pronunciation of 'terrorist' is not a Texan drawl, because GWB is a rich Easterner, who went to Yale and Harvard...not to study, mind you. He just went there. Kinda like how the American Piers went to college. Like make-believe, and rubber girlfriends

His accent is actually indicative of an alcoholic
who has not received any treatment, whatsoever.

Sorta explains his presidency too, innit?

-Costick67~(8^P

dictionary:
dropping the bomb= going for a stinky sh*t.
underground activity= a basement
training room= a room with gym equipment
storage= garage, shed
moving= the movers, du-uuh

Sarah Palin is sexophobe

This is a serious psychological malady. I read it in the Guardian G2.

No jokes, please.

That's too bad because she looks ready to go. (above)
Her daughter, Bristol is also a hot unit. Started up pretty early, innit.

Anyway, back to the serious stuff.
This was revealed on her reality show
Million Dollar Bare (Bear?) Mommas, on US tv.
[*she gets a million to do the show,
yet still can't help but look stoopid]

According to Freud,
sexophobes develop their aversion
because of the stress of having made the wrong decision
when it came to whom to pork.
Just look at Mr. Palin,
and you'll have your answer.

Anyway, the problem for society is that
if such a person gets into a "position" of power,
she want so much to be 'loved' by the people,
that's she'll (if it's a woman)
try to metaphorically
slip her c*nt
over the whole country.
I know. I'm as shocked as you are.
Now it all makes sense. That's why she's
always cooing to us, through the media (tv, mags).
This is no shrinking....Violet.
And, it looks like most of the US
likes being 'stroked', with an up-&-down motion,
nice and slow.
DON'T LOOK NOW!
It's mini-Sarah!!

-Costick67 ~(8^P

[Truth be told, the idea for the c*nt-slipping came from an old saying.]
[AND, that's a killer tomato, from 'The Attack of the ....Gooood likeness, though.
In Calgary, a loose woman is known as a tomato, pronounced /tamayta/]

checkitout:
How the Palin Family Chooses Those Names
by Pamela Redmond Satran
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2008-12-30/how-the-palin-family-chooses-those-names/

sample:

Tripp’s name follows the tradition the Palins started when they named their first son Track. Now a 19-year-old soldier, Track was named for, well, that circular pathway people run around. It’s a word name, it’s a place name, it begins with T just like Todd’s. And it’s a truly original name with genuine personal meaning.

The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator spits out choices like
Wrench[Cheeky Monkey-Costick67],
Camp [Oh, behaaave- Costick67],
and Trout [replete with fish lips- Costick67].

Those are qualities a lot of modern parents say they’re going for in a baby name but rarely achieve, mostly because people want other people not only to like, but admire, the name they choose. Sarah Palin doesn’t have that problem. Say what you will about the nation’s first GILF, but as a baby namer she’s a real maverick.

Younger son Trig Paxson Van’s name follows the pattern set with Track: Trig is Norse for “true” and Paxson is a snowmobiling area in Alaska.

---End of story

Sh&*t and F$^^k! I thought he was named after the hardest class in high school-
Trigonometry