Monday 15 March 2010

Double bubble, toil and trouble

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While we all love a bubble blowing contest,
the bubble I'm talking about today is
the double (banking and real estate) bubble
that has yet to really pop.
Just be certain that governments will do nothing to avert it.
So, hide your money in the mattress. Just make sure it's got fire-retardent
material.

Ever since the old days of tariffs and taxation,
big companies and banks have been running an
emancipation campaign reminiscent of the suffragettes.

Now, with globalisation, they are well and truly
free. They have burned their bras and their regulations.
companies are people, and they're wagging their tits in our faces.

Most political parties, back then, were broadly-based.
They were funded by memberships paid by workers and small businessmen.
Governments protected jobs and companies, and
the people funded their bullsh*t political campaigns.
However, since globalisation,
small and medium-size businesses have been going bust.
People are ever more cynical and broke! So, parties have seen their
funding money dry up. Labour is reportedly 20 million in debt.
You see! That's why the banks can blackmail them; and they do.

To make matters worse, people and small companies used to pay taxes.
Now that they're broke, there's no tax income. Aaah, but bankers pay taxes,
right? Actually, they're parsimonious bastards and they all have
bank accounts in the Caribbean. No taxes paid, and yet they leverage
their political bribe money
into millions of tax-free Bahamian dollars.
Iree.
This is where your tax money is. Wow, eh?
[drawring- virtual-travel.info]
BUT, ONE DAY, WE'RE GONNA BLOCK THE LOOPHOLES.
WE'LL CHECK ALL THEIR INCOME AND TAX IT AT THE SOURCE! uuuh
THEY'LL BE BROUGHT TO HEAL! mmmm
THEY'LL REALISE THAT WE MUST ALL SHARE THE WEALTH! UH-UH
AND WE WILL ALL LIVE IN PARADISE! UH-UH-UUUH
A PARADISE OF SOCIAL JUSTICE! mmmm-aaah
A GARDEN OF EDEN, WITH EVE MOSTLY NAKED!!
AAAAAAaaah. I'm spent.
Another wasted burst of expectorant. Sorry, politicians got me excited with
their justice rap. There must be an election coming up.
another burst market bubble.... coming ...to a surprised face near you.
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If politicians tell you
'vote for me and I'll help you',
they're going for your johnson.
Don't be a circle-jerk. No Dutch rudders here.
They're just stalling so that the bankers can make more money.
Don't be surprised when the bubble grows too quickly. Be ready. Duck and run.
Keep your money out of their hands; the banks and the government.

point of order: social justice is a wet dream, because you'll never see it while you're awake.

-Costick67 (8^P