Sunday 28 November 2010

Sarah Palin is sexophobe

This is a serious psychological malady. I read it in the Guardian G2.
No jokes, please.
That's too bad because she looks ready to go. (above)
Her daughter, Bristol is also a hot unit. Started up pretty early, innit.

Anyway, back to the serious stuff.
This was revealed on her reality show
Million Dollar Bare (Bear?) Mommas, on US tv.
[*she gets a million to do the show,
yet still can't help but look stoopid]

According to Freud,
sexophobes develop their aversion
because of the stress of having made the wrong decision
when it came to whom to pork.
Just look at Mr. Palin,
and you'll have your answer.

Anyway, the problem for society is that
if such a person gets into a "position" of power,
she want so much to be 'loved' by the people,
that's she'll (if it's a woman)
try to metaphorically
slip her c*nt
over the whole country.

I know. I'm as shocked as you are.
Now it all makes sense. That's why she's
always cooing to us, through the media (tv, mags).
This is no shrinking....Violet.
And, it looks like most of the US
likes being 'stroked', with an up-&-down motion,
nice and slow.
DON'T LOOK NOW!
It's mini-Sarah!!
-Costick67 ~(8^P
[Truth be told, the idea for the c*nt-slipping came from an old saying.]
[AND, that's a killer tomato, from 'The Attack of the ....Gooood likeness, though.
In Calgary, a loose woman is known as a tomato, pronounced /tamayta/]

checkitout:
How the Palin Family Chooses Those Names
by Pamela Redmond Satran
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2008-12-30/how-the-palin-family-chooses-those-names/
sample:
Tripp’s name follows the tradition the Palins started when they named their first son Track. Now a 19-year-old soldier, Track was named for, well, that circular pathway people run around. It’s a word name, it’s a place name, it begins with T just like Todd’s. And it’s a truly original name with genuine personal meaning.

The Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator spits out choices like
Wrench
[Cheeky Monkey-Costick67],
Camp
[Oh, behaaave- Costick67],
and Trout [replete with fish lips- Costick67].

Those are qualities a lot of modern parents say they’re going for in a baby name but rarely achieve, mostly because people want other people not only to like, but admire, the name they choose. Sarah Palin doesn’t have that problem. Say what you will about the nation’s first GILF, but as a baby namer she’s a real maverick.

Younger son Trig Paxson Van’s name follows the pattern set with Track: Trig is Norse for “true” and Paxson is a snowmobiling area in Alaska.
---End of story
Sh&*t and F$^^k! I thought he was named after the hardest class in high school-
Trigonometry