Sunday 5 December 2010

the chocolate mafia

[update: more to come on the duplicitous Mr. Mandelson, who has been hired by the bank that manipulated the Kraft, Cadbury deal.]

Bill Bailey and Edwina Currie were on Sky News looking at the morning's newspapers

Edwina (mistress of PM John Major), saw the Cadbury story about how the company's new American owners want to move the company that's been

in the UK

running a fair, socially-integrated factory

for generations

to Switzerland, where the chocolate is much better, I must say.

After all the promises not to close factories and sh*t like that, to placate the populace, they did what the law allows. They closed factories and are now moving lock stock and barrel.

Edwina, always a cheap whore for the Big Man, said

'fix the tax system, we must not lose these companies'.

Bill Bailey (much respeck, my friend) shouted

'the chocolate mafia!'

Businesses can do whatever the fl%&*k they please.

Don't buy their stuff,

if you can't 'stomach' it.

That's globalisation. The really cunning politicians, like Mandelson said

"they've promised to keep the factory and all the workers."

When they decided to fire workers within the first week, they said

"I'm most shocked"

You're most full of sh*t, is what you are.

Every reasonable person knows that the only issue

for business is the

lowest common denominator.

Businesses are duty-bound to shareholders to

screw, pollute, connive, fire, move, manipulate, buy off

in order to maximise short-term gain.

That's bred the financial crisis, which will make it all collapse, flat.

Cadbury's chocolate pancake, anyone?

-Costick67 ~(8^P