Thursday 24 February 2011

OLD MEN ARE THE LUCKIEST BASTARDS


They grew up and worked in a time when women were their servants.

The only women who were working were looking for 'fun' as well as money.

Sexual diseases were cleaned up with a shot or a pill.

They got a job for life.

They paid for a state pension, and got it.

They saved for a private pension and got it.

They paid for a cheap house and kept it.

All they had to do was cut their hair and not smoke reefer on the job.

They'll also probably die before the world goes totally to hell.

Now, everything is polar opposite of the old guys' experience.

This is why the young fellow got dressed up as an old man and hopped on a plane.

The young Asian guy probably had a sweat tooth, and the women were only looking to feather their nests.
So, he probably got more attention for his wallet than his wad.
The only problem is the old fellas are probably pissing themselves.

I can't believe I've even thought it, but it has passed through my mind. Old guys are lucky!

-Costick67 ~(8^P