Thursday 1 March 2012

why are British republicans so stoopid?

They don't think the Queen (Lizzie) should be
part of the government of the UK. Fine and dandy.

But, they pick the most ridiculous times to pop their heads
out of their closets.
They pick the stupidest fights, and the most idiotic times.

Point of fact: They don't like the documentary about the Queen on
the 60th anus horribilus of her rule. And so they complain, pubically.
You're on a winner, there, boys.
You've provided free humour for even the biggest
sour-puss old lady in the land.

My guess is if you did a study, showing people the article below, the
majority would answer:

"//chuckle// idiots. are we done, here?"

They should have done a comedy sketch making fun of Andrew Lloyd
Webber, Gary Barlow and Bryan Adams, all arse-kissers extra-ordinaires,
because they're helping with the 'music and such' of the documentary.

Anyway, if they had any brains, and a passing sense of history, they've got
a really good chance at seriously derailing the hereditary aspect of the
royal family, with the eventual enthronement of the tampon with
ears, Charles.

Firstly, the last king to be beheaded was Charles I in the 17th c.,
at the hands of the puritans.
I think the world needs a puritan revolution considering all the corruption
in politics, media and banking, but I'll leave that for another entry
(indeed, that was the puritan call to arms, then.).

Now that I've sorted republican strategy for the next number of years,

I expect to be made the official court blogger in the new republic.

On an aside, I'm so happy that all the daily papers on Blighty are using

Kate Middleton as a craven idol, in much the same way that her

MiL was, before they all killed her, that is (the media, and royal family).

They show off her every dress, and where she bought it. Now I've
observed women taking their style hints from her, and they do.
Chicks are so shallow, sometimes. Any excuse to go shopping.
Advice to Kate: get those neck lines low, around the belly-button.
Not for you. You're all prairie. it's just so other gals can, you know,
give us a little mountain view. thanx



[This is the one I saw on page 1 of the Telegraph]


She can carry off even this 1940s tablecloth.

Hot pins, till Tuesday, is the reason, I say.

And I hear her sister, Pippa, not wishing to step on the toes of big sis,

is making the most of it in another market, by baring all
in lad mags, like Nuts and Tosser.

IshitUnot: 2 stories republicans & Charles' 'popularity'
Guardian
BBC's jubilee documentary 'one-sided', says republican pressure group
Corporation accused of 'promoting the monarchy' with show featuring Gary Barlow and Andrew Lloyd Webber
Ben Dowell
* guardian.co.uk, Friday 24 February 2012 18.57 GMT

Andrew Lloyd Webber and Gary Barlow
Andrew Lloyd Webber and Gary Barlow will co-write a song for the BBC1 documentary.
The BBC has been accused by a leading republican pressure group of planning to make a Gary Barlow documentary marking the Queen's diamond jubilee an "entirely one-sided celebration" of the monarchy.

The pressure group Republic said the emails from a researcher working on the programme, in which the Take That star will join forces with the composer Andrew Lloyd Webber to write a special song to celebrate the jubilee, prove that the BBC is "not interested in hearing any dissent around the event" and is merely interested in "promoting the monarchy".

BBC1 is to broadcast the documentary, which will feature the search for a song to be performed at the diamond jubilee concert outside Buckingham Palace on 4 June.

Barlow will travel the world finding out "what the Queen means to the people of the Commonwealth", according to the BBC, and will also meet Princes Charles and his sons, William and Harry.

The singer Bryan Adams is also understood to be contributing and is expected to be working on the backing music for the song.

In the leaked emails a researcher for the production company Fulwell 73 said that while the programme-makers would be "happy to expose the fact that Australia would like to be republic, it is only that we are not interested in hearing a personal bad word against the Queen".

In the emails – between the researcher and a pro-republican blogger in Australia, and seen by MediaGuardian – the researcher continues: "Of course she herself and everyone around the issue is aware of the fact that not everyone want their Queen as head of State, and this is not a documentary about politics, it is more to celebrate her reign.

"If you do know any royalists who you have written about, or even someone who is for a republic (but is willing to talk about the Queen herself positively) then we would be very interested in either."

Graham Smith, the chief executive of Republic, which has 20,000 online supporters, has seized on the emails as proof of the BBC's wish to promote the monarchy and said it proved that the corporation "should not be making the programme".

Smith said the emails proved the BBC was keen to "censor" any anti-monarchy sentiment, adding: "One could argue that a musical celebration of the Queen will obviously not include much negative comment, but the fact that it cannot demonstrates that the BBC should not be making this kind of programme in the first place.

"The BBC should be reporting on the jubilee – we don't have a problem with that. But these emails prove that they are not being impartial. They are taking part and celebrating it which they shouldn't be doing."

2 Telegraph
Prince William should succeed the Queen: poll



More than half of people in the UK believe Prince William should become the next monarch, a poll has found.
And one in three wants the Queen to abdicate within the next two years, according to the study.

The poll detected signs of a ''fairytale effect'', with Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding now less than three weeks away.

The Panelbase survey of almost 2,000 adults - conducted for the Sunday Times between Tuesday and Thursday - found that 59 per cent of people favour dispensing with tradition to see William, rather than the Prince of Wales, ascend the throne.

The remaining 41 per cent said they wanted Prince Charles to become king.

Notably, Prince William recorded strong support among young women, with 78 per cent of those in the 18-34 category saying they wanted the young Royal to succeed Queen Elizabeth.

Some 42 per cent of young men and 39 per cent of young women believe she should abdicate.

In a separate survey, support for Prince William assuming the throne was even higher among people in Scotland, at 61 per cent, with 39 per cent wanting Prince Charles to become the next king.

Panelbase managing director Ivor Knox said: ''There are some signs of a fairytale effect, with over three quarters of young women wanting the young newly-weds to be the next king and queen.

''Perhaps more surprisingly, support for Charles is only marginally above 50 per cent even among the over 55s, though this age group is also most opposed to an early abdication, with nearly 80 per cent of them wanting the Queen to stay on the throne.''