Monday 2 September 2013

Kiss my improper buttocks

It always amazes me how the oligarchs can come up
with new words for crimes that make them seem like
a cup of spilt milk.

Then they tell the media that "it's just spilt milk,
so f^&*king piss off", and the media laps up
the milk like only a pussy would.

Saying somebody
"improperly provided financial information"
is synonymous with
"the motherf%^&ker dun insider trading"
and should be in jail.

The sky is crying for this Rainman, and so is the jail warden.

the rainman has 567 435 124.2 horseshoes up his butt

checkit: Sky
Top City Rainmaker 'Forfeited £30m Bonuses'
Former JP Morgan banker who floated a string of FTSE 100 companies gave up £30m in bonuses when he left, Sky News understands.
By Mark Kleinman, City Editor
A top investment banker was forced to relinquish up to £30m in bonuses from the Wall Street firm JP Morgan after being accused by City watchdogs of improperly supplying inside information about a major oil deal.
Sky News has learnt that Ian Hannam, who was given the soubriquet "the king of mining mergers and acquisitions" because of his track record putting together multibillion pound takeovers, gave up the previously undisclosed sum when he left JP Morgan last year.
His departure followed a £450,000 fine and censure imposed by the Financial Services Authority (since renamed the Financial Conduct Authority) for market abuse, allegations that Mr Hannam is disputing at a tribunal which got underway on Tuesday morning.
The £30m figure is not expected to be made public at Mr Hannam's tribunal, although a statement released by him on Tuesday referred to him foregoing "substantial sums in the form of bonuses for 2008/9 as part of the arrangements for terminating his employment with JP Morgan".