Update on randy Mandy and his green shandy

Temporal Lordy Peter Mandelson has so often berated his 'people' in his role as Minister of Silly Threats (see below). His latest period of trough-feeding has been done without even the need for him to be elected by the people.
Why bother?
It's only democracy!
Anyway, crass democracy begets direct-action democracy. My favourite direct-action demo crew, Plane Stupid (see old story "plane stupid yet brilliant") refused to swallow Mandy's condescending sputum and in fact returned the favour by spewing green pudding on His Lordsh*t, giving him a technicolor raincoat to spice up his bland, black mortician's garb. According to the SUN, this is "sending shock-waves across London."
Reality-show winner Garth Gates, who is staring in the West-end show "Joseph and his colourladen jacket", or some crap like that, was worried about losing his staring role to the former (unelected) E.U. Minister for Shady Deals with Russian Oligarchs. (see old story 'Middle earth')
"I know people see guys like me as johnny-come-latelies and shameless self-promoters, but politicians are the real whores. His Mandyship could send me to Guantanamo if he wanted," quipped GG, on a fag break.

Update: Historians react to this earth-shattering event
This was an auspicious occasion, according to Oxford Prof Dand Ruff. He noticed that it is surprisingly close to the Ides of March as well as St. Paddy's. That adds historical significance to the attempted assassination of the Minister's ego through the use of GREEN pudding. Interestingly, the minister was heard retorting characteristically to his attacker,
"Et tu, you bruuuute?"
much like Julius Ceasar, even though his attacker was a woman.

History does often repeat itself. Autocratic, self-important, not to mention unelected, politicians are often knocked off.

Checkitout: Google "Ides of March", okay?