and God said "let there be retards", part 2

what would make a group of people want to leave this planet,
and go up to heaven, as of 21st of May (sorry postponed).
What's your hurry?

here's the news report
"The 89-year-old Californian preacher had prophesied that the Rapture would begin at 6pm in each of the world's time zones, with those "saved" by Jesus ascending to heaven and the non-believers being wiped out by an earthquake rolling from city to city across the planet."

The guy's 89.
maybe he's just tired and
it's his dead dog, Yeller that's calling to him
to walk into the light
Woof!

POINT of ORDER: I didn't know that God did time zones!
Is He like a big Hoover with a world-size longitudinal attachment?

as for the earthquakes, wherever there's fracking
there's hope.

I would laugh except these are the same god-squadders
that the Republicans tug off, to get easy votes.

Indeed, GWBush43 was one of them.

He saw Gog and Magog doing battle over Iraq, so he had to help.
I personally think that was Dick Cheney whispering in GWB43's ear during his naps.

The Rapturous ones actually want to pump up Israel so that they'll bring
the nuclear holocaust, as an answer to the Nazi one, I suppose.
And THEN, they'll be raptured. May that one be delayed
indefinitely, please. I haven't made my first million yet. Wait for hyperinflation to kick in.

On the happy side, at least there wasn't any KOOL AID this time. But there was some humble pie on offer.
"aw, you're not all dead"
"gimme your wallet, or else you'll meet your maker"

Panic time, and of course, another sign of the rapture from Joe Weisenthal
"Matt Taibbi wrote his latest takedown" on Goldman and the stock has lost

$8.3 billion in value.

It must be the end of the world. A lone journalist has taken a massive chunk out
of a TBTF bank.

[it's got church bells and rap! Play it backwards and get a new departure date]

checkitout:
Goldman Plunges, As Market Cap Shrinks By $8.3 Billion Just Since The Matt Taibbi Takedown
Joe Weisenthal | May 20, 2011, 4:44 PM businessinsider.com
If you haven't been paying attention, Goldman Sachs shares have been in freefall.

They lost over 3% today amid a slew of headlines about imminent subpoenas related to Blankfein, the firm's activities during the crisis, and just generally for being the much-reviled Goldman Sachs.

The stock has lost over 10% in just the last week since Matt Taibbi wrote his latest takedown, costing the firm over $8 billion in market cap.

From its 52-week high made earlier this year, the stock is off 24%.