These are tough times. The news reports said that
Walmart and Home Depot were destroyed.
You know what that means?
Well, you know how those dino-stores destroy small/medium towns?
They're predators, really.
Well, God has shined the light on you survivors.
[Yeehaw! we done roped us a dinosaur]
There's demand for retail! People gotta shop.
There's no place left to shop.
Open a mobile store, get a licence,
and away you go.
It'll take those big-box guys a year to rebuild.
What are you waiting for?
You know what that means?
Well, you know how those dino-stores destroy small/medium towns?
They're predators, really.
Well, God has shined the light on you survivors.
[Yeehaw! we done roped us a dinosaur]There's demand for retail! People gotta shop.
There's no place left to shop.
Open a mobile store, get a licence,
and away you go.
It'll take those big-box guys a year to rebuild.
What are you waiting for?
