Jo Brand on
Have I got news for u implies that Jeremy Clarkson of "Top Gear" is "the most lovable tosser". I disagree; actually, he's the luckiest tosser... on the Planet. For someone who puts his hands on the finest metalic and carbon-fibred ozone depleters around, he should be able to come up with something other than "this is the best car in the WOOORLD!"
He may be losing his touch. Interestingly, he's also proof of how close we are, genetically speaking, to camels. I offer his face, voice, teeth and chewing, spitting and knee-biting. Someone else who fits the description: she hangs out with princes and her name rhymes with gorilla.
